Alice
I'm not embarassed to go out,
It wouldn't be the first
I've looked underneath evertyhing
the place is such a mess
there's stuff to do, I must go out,
it's probably for the best
I couldn't find my pants today
I think it's probably better that way
I used to dream I was at scool
and running with no pants
that nigthmare has become my dream
it's difficult to grasp
even though I must avoid a visit from the cops
there's nothing I like better than
to walk up to the shops
The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
Along the trail you'll find me lopin'
Where the spaces are wide open,
In the land of the old A.E.C. Yee-hoo!
Where the scenery's attractive,
And the air is radioactive,
Oh, the Wild West is where I wanna be.
'Mid the sagebrush and the cactus
I'll watch the fellows practice
Droppin' bombs through the clean desert breeze. A-ha!
I'll have on my sombrero,
And of course I'll wear a pair o'
Levis over my lead B.V.D.'s.
I will leave the city's rush,
Leave the fancy and the plush,
Leave the snow and leave the slush
And the crowds.
I will seek the desert's hush,
Where the scenery is lush,
How I long to see the mush-room clouds.
'Mid the yuccas and the thistles
I'll watch the guided missiles,
While the old F.B.I. watches me. Yee-hoo!
Yes, I'll soon make my appearance
(Soon as I can get my clearance),
'Cause the Wild West is where I wanna be.